Sumatra

The math of a Sumatran Bike Tour.

  • 13 days
  • 50 hrs ride time
  • ??? km
  • 4 rides in a monsoon
  • 1 volcanic lake
  • 9 organgutans
  • 8 elephants
  • 1 peacock
  • sh*t load of monkeys
  • 0 flat tires
  • 0 mechanicals
  • 0 tigers
  • 2 invitations to marry daughters in the Batak indigenous family
  • 2 offers turned down to marry daughters in the Batak indigenous family
  • 1 bus ride
  • 1 indigenous wedding crashed
  • 48 bananas
  • 39 packs of peanuts
  • 28 coconut waters
  • 13 cups of Strong Sumatran coffee
  • too many chili peppers
  • 2 days lost on the road
  • 1 night in an unknown place
  • 1 useless map made into a paper air plane

        = 1 exhausted Canadian

The Story to Come.

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